Yeah, Baby-->
They say on a full-moon day in May, the Buddha sat under the shady Bodhi tree in deep meditation and attained enlightenment."The groves were God's first temples." ~William Cullen Bryant said.
When I want to clear my head, I go outside among the tall, stoic trees. And lately, I sneeze.
Everything is chartreuse. Everyone is sneezing and wheezing, suffering from all the trees' floating "male gametes"-- tree sperm.
There must be some randy going-ons at night--which gives new meaning to "tree crotch."
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April showers bring relief from pollen...and might finally uncover my [formerly blue] car and my [formerly black] porch. 
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I just sneezed while reading this, Mindy, even though we had a small shower just a few hours back. It brought blessed relief outdoors, but inside, where the "male gametes" had drifted in through the open windows the past few days, it's still a bit dusty. ;)
ReplyDeleteI didn't know trees have crotches and get randy. :) Nice post.
ReplyDeleteMeredith-- April showers on Thursday were a lifesaver,but today the pollen returns with a vengeance.
ReplyDeleteLR-- Yep, trees definitely have crotches along with their limbs...now you know! :)
"...randy going-ons at night" (love it...hahaha!)
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